FirstCuts: Carl Not Happy About Vick Sentencing

By Chris Littmann
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I’m a big fan of many things on Adult Swim. The Boondocks, Family Guy, Futurama, and, of course, Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
So while I was hunting for my latest fix of The Boondocks, I stumbled upon quite possibly the best insight into the Michael Vick sentencing yet. Carl, the not-so-friendly neighbor from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, breaks it down:
(Warning: Those without a sense of humor should probably just avert their eyes.)

That’s right, Vick was well within universally acknowledged Cajun rules as stated in the bylaws of the United States Amateur Canine Donnybrook Association.
We can all agree on one point: Monday night football should be totally unwatchable tonight.
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Chris Littmann is an associate editor for Sporting News. He will run you off the court if you challenge him in the comment section (or in Wii tennis).
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