Walk of Shame: All Mitchell Report, All the Time

Think back to your college days – or to perhaps this morning – and you should recall what the “walk of shame†is. Things are still blurry as you try to sort out what happened last night. Much like when your roommate helped you recall the debauchery, so to are we here to help sort out yesterday’s sports madness.
Inside Source Leaks Mitchell Info to SN
Via Matt Crossman:
I have a “source” who leaked the Mitchell report to me. Some of the good senator’s findings:
-- In addition to being the lone cameraman on the Jets sideline in Week 1, Pats video assistant Matt Estrella provided steroids to major league baseball. All of it.
-- Tom Brady routinely snuck steroids onto major airline flights by hiding the drugs in his chin dimple.
-- While the winless 2007 Miami Dolphins are the only professional sports team in the last 25 years not mentioned in Mitchell’s voluminous report, the undefeated 1972 Dolphins merit their own chapter. “The team didn’t even try to hide it,” one investigator says -- and by “it” he meant steroid use.
“They called it ‘getting Csonka-ed’”
-- None of Michael Vicks’ dogs ever took steroids.
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Astros Probably Should’ve Waited a Day
Houston handed their best prospects over to Baltimore in exchange for 31-year-old Miguel Tejada and his declining range and production. It also seemed smart for the Astros to make the deal on the eve of the Mitchell Report, which will almost certainly include Miggy’s name. Seems to me that might lower his value. But I guess Houston wants to “win now,” which will be difficult seeing as their team isn’t good.
Jay Gibbons Autographed Baseball Could Earn You $50
Steiner Sports -- a memorabilia company -- ran a special Mitchell Report promotion last night. If the name on any autographed baseball bought between 7PM-Midnight yesterday matches a name that shows up in the Report today, you get a $50 gift certificate.↵