College Coaches Make Sean Salisbury Angry

By Chris Mottram
Salisbury seems overly upset over Petrino leaving Atlanta, especially considering it’s an event that doesn’t effect his life whatsoever:

A few observations about this:
1) If I recall, Salisbury couldn’t “hack the NFL” either.
2) What the hell is on the side of his nose?
3) Petrino’s making over a million less at Arkansas. This would probably disprove Sean’s theory that he left for money. Unless Petrino doesn’t like money. Then it would make sense.
4) Get some sleep, dude.
5) Petrino is now the “dad” of the Arkansas players? That’s like 80 kids. Shawn Kemp is jealous.
6) I’m not certain, but I think Salisbury fancies Petrino a fraud.
7) LOUD NOISES!
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Chris Mottram is the Community Manager for SportingNews.com and is the co-author of his personal blog Mr. Irrelevant.↵