Walk of Shame: Steelers Are in a World of Hurt

Think back to your college days – or to perhaps this morning – and you should recall what the “walk of shame†is. Things are still blurry as you try to sort out what happened last night. Much like when your roommate helped you recall the debauchery, so too are we here to help sort out yesterday’s sports madness.
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Down Goes Parker
And with that, the Steelers’ season is likely over. Sure, Najeh had a good game, but it was against the Rams. You know, that team giving up 115 rushing yards per game. What I’m saying here is that Najeh is not good.
Down Goes Duke
The Blue Devils blew a 16-point lead in the first half and lost in overtime to Pitt. It was played at MSG, so Duke’s home non-conference streak of 57 straight wins remains intact.
Down Goes Pacman
Adam Jones’ appeal to have his suspension cut short was denied by Overlord Goodell. Strip clubs across the country are on notice.
Down Goes ... Um ... the Goalie?
My headline theme doesn’t really work for this one. It’s Friday people, cut me some slack. Anyway, someone named Marian Gaborik who plays for some hockey team scored five goals last night. I have been told that’s quite an accomplishment.↵