Morning Constitutional: Don’t Flash the Jumbotron

We’re pleased to be presenting these posts from around the web. They’re probably better than ours:
> Woman Arrested at Grizzles Game for Flashing | Awful Announcing
This seems like a good way to finally make the NBA interesting.
> Charlie Manuel, Poet Laureate | Bugs & Cranks
The Phillies coach fancies himself a poet. He can even rhyme “three” with “be” and “hat” with “bat.” Quite profound.
> Andy Reid Talks About His Sons in a Philly Mag | The 700 Level
We can look past his bad parenting as long as he wins football games, right? What’s that, he isn’t winning either. Nevermind.
> Brandon Roy Goes All Jordan on Chris Bosh | Blazers Blog
Roy is the best basketball player I’ve ever seen in person. Which is saying a lot, because I’ve been to at least half-a-dozen basketball games in my life.
> UNC Football Players Sexually Assaulted | With Leather
This story is not at all funny. It’s a good thing With Leather is, however, hilarious.↵