Last Minute Holiday Lawn Ornaments to Consider

By Chris Mottram
Michael Jordan showed us earlier this week that Santa can’t ball. This lawn ornament says otherwise:
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That beautiful piece of redneck paraphernalia can be yours for only $6,200.
But, if a 20-foot dunking Santa just isn’t obnoxious enough for you, then perhaps I can interest you in a three-story tall Buckeye:
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As Orson Swindle pointed out, it looks like No. 00 is “making some room” -- if you will -- all over that house. And how, exactly, does a man go about getting his wife to sign off on putting that in the yard? Actually, I guess the type of woman who’d marry a man who’d wanna put that in his yard would.
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