Walk of Shame: Todd Collins Be Thy Name

By Chris Mottram
Think back to your college days – or to perhaps this morning – and you should recall what the “walk of shame†is. Things are still blurry as you try to sort out what happened last night. Much like when your roommate helped you recall the debauchery, so to are we here to help sort out yesterday’s sports madness.
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Redskins Find Unlikely Savior
When Jason Campbell dislocated his knee cap last night (surely that’s not at all painful), the natural reaction was something along the lines of “god hates the Redskins.” But Todd Collins -- who hadn’t thrown a pass since 2004 -- led them to victory, throwing for 224 yard, two touchdowns and no picks. The importance of the win can’t be overstated. It keeps their playoff hopes alive (they’re no doubt better than the Vikings, Lions and Cardinals), but more importantly, provides some closure for the Sean Taylor tragedy.
Bonds Appears to Be Headed to Oakland
From the San Francisco Chronicle: “There is no doubt in my mind that Oakland will sign Bonds,” one major-league executive said Thursday as the winter meetings wound down. “I’d be shocked if it didn’t happen.” Bonds in green. Perfect.
Jason Kidd Suffers From Migraines, Is Human
Contrary to popular belief, Jason Kidd is not actually half man, half amazing. He is a full blown human being. Yesterday, while defending himself for sitting a game out on Wednesday, Kidd said, “I am human, at the end of the day, I am human.” Oh, and there was something about headaches in there.
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Chris Mottram is the Community Manager for SportingNews.com and is the co-author of his personal blog Mr. Irrelevant.↵