Maxim: Maybe, Playboy: Not Gonna Happen

By Spencer Hall
Unless you are blind or female, you certainly noticed the Packers’ bikini girls during the NFC championship game. In case you didn’t, here’s a pleasant refresher of what you missed. Warning: this SFW footage may cause nipple pain just from thinking about standing in -3 degrees Fahrenheit temperatures with your shirt off in a stiff Green Bay wind.

These ladies, all students at University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee, may advance their careers as scantily-clad public figures by posing in Maxim, but that’s as far as they’re going.
From NewsRadio 620 in Milwaukee:“The girls, Jen and Ashley and their cousin Liz who are all students at UWM, are considering their offer, but they’ve stated that they won’t wear less than the homemade gold bikinis with Packers logos on them.”
So that’s no nudity for Packers fans hoping to see a bit more of the one highlight left from a sorrowful NFC title game where they blew homefield advantage. I mean, the only thing worse would be if, say, Brett Favre threw an atrocious pick to end any real chance of Green Bay winning, right? That would ... oh, wait. Sorry about that.
I suggest you take the Maxim pics and quit while you’re ahead.↵