By Chris Littmann
Bridging the gap until our guys on the ground -- Chris Mottram, Will Leitch, Shawn Schrager and whoever else is there -- get settled at media day, I’ll be grabbing a few of the highlights on ESPNEWS. [sarcasm](Yeah, clearly I got the sweet end of this assignment. Enjoy Arizona, jerks.)[/sarcasm]
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I’m watching Randy Moss at the moment, who was given the “Jennifer Garner Award” by Entertainment Tonight for best performance by a West Virginia native.
That preceded this exchange between Moss at the podium, and Donte Stallworth with the reporters.
DS: Who is the fastest receiver on the New England Patriots team?
RM: I’ve got to say ... Randy Moss.
DS: I’ll see you in the offseason.
RM: I’d say the quickest on the Patriots team is ... Randy Moss.
RM: The strongest receiver is ... Bam Childress ... or Randy Moss. Next question! Get out of here Stallworth!
Shocking. Randy Moss doesn’t want to talk about the Florida allegations. He’s great on the field and he’s an absolute monster with cliches, proving that the funny moments are the only worthwhile ones on this day.↵
From The Couch: Randy Moss At Media Day
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