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Larry Johnson Encourages Me to Deal Crack

Chris will be blogging from somewhere in Arizona all week where apparently a game is happening. He promises to not once mention anything that might actually occur on the field of play.⇥↵
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↵The day is winding down, but we happened upon Larry Johnson talking to the Sporting News Radio guys. Nothing particularly interesting about that, but then I noticed L.J.‘s watch (in case you haven’t figure it out, I have a mild obsession with time pieces):↵
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↵I had to ask him about it (that handkerchief isn’t bad either). What ensued made me think L.J. is the coolest NFLer not named Clinton Portis. Actual exchange (seriously, I didn’t make this up. I swear):↵
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↵ME: Seriously, man, how much was that watch?↵
↵LJ: About 300?↵
↵ME: Dollars?↵
↵LJ: Thousand. They only made three of them in the world.↵
↵ME: $300,000? I’d have to spend 10 years worth of pay to buy that.↵
↵LJ: Or you could deal crack and get it in three weeks.↵
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↵And with that, I’d like to submit my formal resignation. I have rocks to slang.↵

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