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Come Fan with UsWednesday, August 5, 2026

The Morning Constitutional

Interview With the Dude Who Ate 20-Pound Burger | Mouthpiece
↵This was a fine interview with the guy we told you about last week right up to the part where he called competitive eating a sport, at which I point I sadly lost all respect for him.
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↵Nene Dunks On Jamario Moon | You Got Dunked On
↵Apparently, this was the first time the Nuggets bench had even seen a slam dunk. Overreact much?
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↵Roy E. Williams Is Michael Westbrook 2.0 | Mr. Irrelevant
↵My brother comes up with an amazing comparison between Williams and Westbrook. The two are basically the same player. Good trade though, Jerry Jones.
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| Hugging Harold Reynolds
↵The beauty of working in the internet: Andy Gray has a masters in journalism from Columbia. I have an associates degree on my fridge from Blue Ridge Community College.
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| Shutdown Corner
↵There’s something here about a bounty. I’m not sure what the details are -- I tuned out as soon as I saw a photo of a Raven and a Steeler.↵

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