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Bawitdabadabangadangdiggydiggy It’s the CMAs With Kid Rock and Lil’ Weezy

Nov 13, 2008, 5:40 PM UTC

There’s so much that boggles the mind in this photograph: Kid Rock and Lil’ Wayne are homeboys? The County Music Awards let Weezy in the building? Kid Rock is still a recording artist? These are all fair questions, and ones that I’d like answers to, but none of them address the most ridiculous part of this image. Kid Rock is wearing the jersey of Titans’ kicker Rob Bironas.
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â†µâ†µWe imagine when Bironas learned Kid was going to wear his jersey on stage, the convo went something like this ...â†µ

â†µâ†µRob Bironas: Um, can I get you a new jersey?
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â†µKid Rock: Why, man? Bawitdabadabangadangdiggydiggy!!â†µ
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â†µRob Bironas: I’m afraid I’ll catch something nasty if you wear my jersey, is the thing, Kid. â†µ
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â†µKid Rock: My name is KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID KIIIID ROCK!!11!!!1!â†µ
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â†µBironas: Yes, Mr. Rock, I’m aware of that. But how will that protect me from acquiring your VDs?â†µ
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â†µKid Rock: This is for the questions that don’t have any answers, the midnight glancers and the topless dancers.â†µ
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â†µRob Bironas: I don’t know what that means, but please, just ... wear someone else’s jersey.â†µ
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â†µKid Rock: ...â†µ
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â†µRob Bironas: Dude, I’m serious.â†µ
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â†µKid Rock: Are you sure? Cause my name is KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID---â†µ
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â†µRob Bironas: Please, you do that in every song. I know who you are, and who you’ve slept with. Please wear someone else’s shirt.â†µ
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â†µKid Rock: Sorry, bro, no dice. I gotta do this for the wild mustangs in the porno flicksâ†µand all my homies in the county in cell block six ... cause my name is KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID KIIIID ROCK!!11!!!1!â†µ
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â†µRob Bironas: [click]â†µ