Bowl Season Checklist: Couch, Found

Though I’ll be privileged enough to get to a few bowl games in person this year -- magicJack St. Pete Bowl, what! -- the season will still require plenty of time logged on the couch. If you don’t have a couch, I have good news for you: the students at Ohio State have one you can just have. For free. Just come and get it, and the splendor of a bunch of college kids’ party couch can be yours for the price of cheap as free. There are a few drawbacks, though: you’ll have to go to Columbus, and you’ll have to tolerate the unique history of the couch.↵↵⇥It definatly [sic] needs steam cleaned due to the vomit and urine stains from all of the post game parties. this sofa is perfect for burning as well.↵↵If any student body besides West Virginia’s would be familiar with what couches are especially good for (burning), it’s Ohio State’s, so you know what they’re talking about, consumer. Also included: a picture of the couch in use.↵

↵↵I take it all back, Ohio State fans. You’re completely brilliant in every way. Without that picture, I’d probably try to sit on it feet over my head, or perhaps with the whole thing turned upside down.↵

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