Latest Soccer Fashions Debuted Via Dance

This video combines three things I do not understand -- soccer, Europe, and the 70s -- and mixes it with something I comprehend all too well -- the art of the dance-off -- to create the most mind-blowing video this side of the camouflage octopus. Ufford at With Leather advises his clients to only view while “heavily medicated,” if you will. We’re a PG operation here at TSB, so I in no way share that suggestion. But trust me: I’m way, way too sober right now and I’m still busy scraping pieces of my skull off the ceiling after watching this.↵
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↵For what it’s worth, the clear winner of this dance party lights up the floor starting at the 1:30 mark. When that bearded man breaks out his salsa-hybrid, it’s curtains for the competition. You simply cannot recover from that move.↵

↵↵(Video via Deuce of Davenport)↵

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