Phil Dawson Compares the Browns to Feces

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↵Browns’ kicker Phil Dawson set the franchise record for most field goals in a single season during Monday night’s loss to the Eagles. This is an accomplishment that was made possible more so by the Browns complete inability to score touchdowns than Dawson’s superior kicking skills. But that matters not to Phil, who isn’t in the game for personal achievements anyway. He could knock through eight field goals in one game, but if Cleveland loses, he loses. ↵↵Nothing made this clearer than this quote (scroll down):↵

↵↵⇥When asked how it felt to eclipse the franchise record for most field goals in a season, Dawson said: “There’s an old saying back in Texas that says, ‘You know that white speck on top of chicken poop? It’s still chicken poop.’↵↵Phil Dawson, you sir, are the white speck of poop on the pile of chicken crap that is the Browns. Kudos.
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↵(Via Deadspin)↵