TSB’s Diagnosis: Yep, That’s Broken

DeAndre Brown is a freakish physical specimen who plays wide receiver for the Southern Miss Golden Eagles. He is 6-6, 220 pounds, fast, and as a freshman has NFL scouts hungrily marking out roster spots for him. He is everything you are probably not: strong, huge, physically gifted, and likely has to tase women to keep them off of him. 99.99% of the time, it does not suck to be DeAndre Brown.↵
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↵0.01% of the time, however, this happens (warning: this is gross):↵

↵↵Brown is expected to make a full recovery, according to doctors who examined his very broken left tibia last night. ↵

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