Matt Hasselbeck Knows One Ugly, Ugly Girl

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↵Matt Hassebeck never, ever forgives or forgets--or, barring that, he has really, really bad eyesight. Either would explain this extremely clever answer to a question posed during a school visit detailed in an AP article from Wednesday.
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↵↵⇥ “Do you think girls should be allowed to play in the NFL?” one girl asked.↵⇥“Girls can play in the NFL. Ben Roethlisberger plays for the Steelers, right?” Hasselbeck said, in a playful flashback to Seattle’s Super Bowl loss three seasons ago.↵⇥
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↵⇥“Joking. Totally joking. That was a joke,” Hasselbeck said, chuckling. ↵↵ ↵The bitter from the Seahawks’ season must come out somewhere. Though I now have the idea of Ben Roethlisberger in a tube dress with disastrously smeared lipstick in my head now, and for some reason he’s ordering jello shots for whole bar, and they’re playing “In this Club” by Usher, and he’s dancing slow and...and this is why they make medication to make the voices stop, correct? HELP.
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