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Crazy, Old Man Thinks Obama Should Hire Duke Fans

By Chris Mottram
Beano Cook explains to us why Obama, Hillary and McCain should ditch their current PR managers, drive to Durham, and just grab some random blue-faced Cameron Crazy out of the crowd to run their campaign ads. Makes perfect sense:

Highlight: “As long as they’re OK, the barbs.”
What is this old man even talking about? Because Duke fans can put together cheer sheets, they’re qualified to put together campaign commercials? Actually, I should just stop trying to make any sense of this. It’s just going to make my head hurt.↵

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