Clark Kellogg Reinvents the English Language Daily

By Will Brinson
It seems appropriate, as we near the end of the tournament and my boy CK’s prediction of four number one seeds in San Antonio comes closer to fruition, that we highlight what is sure to become a sweet chunk of vernacular for generations to come. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you: “ipoddishâ€.

Again, it stems from the Latin “ipod†which means something about being small and producing sweet music. Drew Lavender would prefer that you only refer to him as “The Maestro†at this point, actually. Also note Seth Davis mocking the baking soda thing.
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