Morning Constitutional: C. Ronaldo Has Fancy Feet

> I Can’t Even Think About Doing This ... | Deadspin
I’d argue it’s easier to kick the ball with the front of your foot. Cristiano Ronaldo would disagree:

> MLS weekend round-up | The Beautiful Game
This isn’t some “yay, it’s fun to make fun of soccer” joke: I literally had no clue the MLS season opened over the weekend.
> Welcome to Nationals Park | The Legend of Cecilio Guante
Plenty of pretty photos from the Nationals new stadium.
> Leinart, Lachey contribute to the delinquency of minors | The Dirty
Leinart enjoys drinking with girls who aren’t actually old enough to drink.
> Nails on Money | Poor Sports
A clip from the Lenny Dykstra segment on HBO’s “Real Sports.” I wouldn’t let this man anywhere near what little money I have.↵