Aussie Rugby Gives the Bengals Ideas

Mike Brown is nodding and looking interested. Marvin Lewis is, too. After a series of embarassing incidents involving their players, the South Sydney Rabbitohs required players to take breathalyzer tests coming into practice on the days following games.
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In most places, such draconian measures mean someone will, of course, fail the tests and publicly humiliate the team. In Australia, though, it means five players fail the test.
↵↵↵⇥It was the last thing the winless Bunnies needed: five players, including Kidwell, recording blood-alcohol readings at a “regeneration session” in Brisbane on the morning after their 32-18 loss to the Broncos on Friday night.↵↵It sounds like the players were having their own regeneration sessions after the game already. The Bengals, beset by conduct issues, might have to follow the lead sooner rather than later considering they took the only draft pick who drove his car into an apartment building once.↵