Randy Moss Racin’: Straight Speed, Homey

Randy Moss, smoothie tycoon and erstwhile NFL wide receiver, is getting into NASCAR as the owner of a new racing team, Moss Motorsports. Being West Virginia to the bones, Moss’ involvement in this should not surprise you: Randy comes from NASCAR territory and has a history of being involved in automotive adventures.
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↵Randy Moss models his new racing team’s flame-retardant coveralls.
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↵Welcome your new NASCAR overlord, Left Turn fans.
↵↵⇥“We don’t have all of the details in place just yet, but I am very excited about Moss Motorsports becoming a part of NASCAR,” he said. “I am by nature a very competitive person and this is an outlet for me to compete at another level.↵↵↵Tony Stewart and Randy Moss on one race team: it’s not a matter of if, it’s a matter of when. Now if we can just get Joe Buck to cover NASCAR and the “disgusting display” of Moss mooning the crowd when Stewart wins the 2012 Daytona 500 in the “Straight Cash, Homey” car, we’ll be set for life. Make that happen FOX: you have the power.
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