Why You Don’t Run Onto the Field at Fenway

Sure, interrupting a baseball game with your drunkenness to run aimlessly around the diamond is a fantastic idea. You’ll spend an evening in the drunk tank, but tis a small price to pay for the great amusement you’ll bring to thousands of fans. A bit of of advice, however, before you play keep away with the security guards: Keep your head on a swivel:↵

↵↵I’d also like to thank this guy for not getting naked and making this an official streaking. Bits and pieces of the male anatomy would’ve been flying in directions that I don’t care to witness.↵

↵↵(H/T: Big League Stew)
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