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FirstCuts: Carl’s Weekly Sports Update

by Chris Littmann

Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, making his regular appearance on Matt Spiegel’s Sporting News Radio program, had plenty to say as usual on Thursday. Among the topics discussed: Turning a Giants Super Bowl ring into brass knuckles, the lesser-known knockoff of cubic zirconia -- quad zirconia (pressed plastic), and urine-soaked tennis balls being hurled at Mets managers.↵

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