SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!! You are not ready for the glory of FULL CONTACT CHARITY BOCCE!
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You Are Not Prepared For the Excitement of Celebrity Charity Bocce Ball!
↵↵Get the chance to ball with boule-ers like Kirk Herbstreit, Bob Stoops, Bo Pelini, and THE DJ DURKIN! That’s right, DJ DURKIN!!! Try not to drive two days prior to the event due to the danger of PASSING OUT from excitement and driving into ONCOMING TRAFFIC.↵
↵↵With as much seriousness as I can muster, this is the weirdest sports celebrity fundraiser I can remember. Bocce’s a game played by portly retired Italian guys before their afternoon nap, meaning Joe Paterno, not his son Jay, was probably invited to the event and then refused due to his “ringer” status. (Jay, a true sport, filled in at the last second.) JoePa could bankrupt you with his mad bocce skills. Bob Stoops on the other hand, would probably make it all the way to the last match, be favored, and then ... well, you know this just ends in tears, right?↵
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