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Morning Constitutional: Just Rub Water on it

Not The Way You Want To Block A Beckham Kick | Awful Announcing
↵The MLS makes huge medical advancements in the on-field treatment of shots to the man-region:
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↵↵Christian Site Calls Tyson Gay ‘Tyson Homosexual’ | FanHouse
↵One Christian news site really does have a gaydar, which changes the word “gay” to “homosexual” automatically. This is unfortunate for sprinter Tyson Gay.↵

↵↵Kerry Wood Salutes You | Hugging Harold Reynolds
↵Yeah, he was probably just stretching his fingers. ↵

↵↵Just Your Typical Cubs-White Sox Fan Fight | Busted Coverage
↵Cubs, Chisox fans unite to beat up the village idiot. ↵

↵↵We Demand a Recount | Mr. Mittens
↵Panthers fans are extremely insulted that David Carr wasn’t named the worst quarterback of all-time.
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