Gator Fans Love Marijuana, Hate ‘Oboma’

Render that which is ESPN’s to ESPN, and that which is Caesar’s to Caesar: sports and politics are, like good scotch and curdled milk, two opposite things that should mix only if lives depend on it. (Depending on the scotch and and person, even this may be a stretch.)
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↵↵They mixed in Orange County, Florida, and it was as bad as you might expect. Police found several vehicles in downtown Orlando vandalized with anti-Obama sayings, including one that, if we’re reading it correctly, says “OBOMA SMOKES CRACK.” This kind of witticism would pass me by completely if not for this tidbit: ↵

↵↵⇥The person or persons left a business card with political ramblings and other phrases such as ‘How ‘Bout them Gators’ and ‘Legalize Marijuana/ Stop Building Prisons’.↵↵So a profile of our mystery man here follows. Racist; libertarian; bad speller; loves Tim Tebow. I’m taking bets on the guy behind this being caught at 100,000:1. Get to the window before betting closes, punters! Going hot now!↵