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SEC Media Days: Spurrier Earns a Save

by Spencer Hall

Jul 25, 2008, 8:15 PM UTC

Spencer Hall is at SEC Media Days attempting to quantify Steve Spurrier's Awesome Quotient. â†µ

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â†µSteve Spurrier is running the anchor leg this year, and with good reason. Several good reasons, actually. â†µ

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â†µOne: Spurrier always begins and ends the same way. A running bet in the journo pool ran thusly: â†µ

â†µâ†µJourno One: He’ll start with “Okaaaaaaaay.” â†µ

â†µâ†µJourno Two: Nah, he’ll clear his throat and then say “Okaaaaaay.” â†µ

â†µâ†µJourno One: Put a dollar on it. â†µ

â†µâ†µJourno Two: You’re on. â†µ

â†µâ†µJourno One: One condition. I get it back if he mentions being in the league sixteen years. â†µ

â†µâ†µSpurrier takes the mic. “AhhhheEEEEEMMM!!! Okaaaaaay...” â†µ

â†µâ†µDollar exchanges hands. One minute passes, then: â†µ

â†µâ†µ“ ...I’ve been coaching in this league sixteen years....”â†µ

â†µâ†µDollar re-exchanges hands. â†µ

â†µâ†µSpurrier’s final sentence began with “Okaaaaay...”, as well. He’s like the tides, right on schedule and regular. â†µ

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â†µSpurrier always ends his sentences on the up tick. There's a slight rise at the end of every statement he makes, like every statement is really just a question waiting for an unwritten question mark. Sometimes, it's effective, as in "I don't know if Tim Tebow can win, but he could if he scores five touchdowns in a game like he did last year?" Sometimes, it's humorously ironic in an inadvertent way, as in "I really believe South Carolina can win in the SEC?"â†µ

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â†µSpurrier serves quote at break point and never loses. On their season last year: "We were 6-6, which was mediocrity at its best." â†µ

â†µâ†µOn 6-6 Alabama being invited to a bowl game over South Carolina: “Well, Alabama got invited, because Alabama’s got a little more pull than South Carolina. That’s not fair, but that’s life, and that’s fine.” â†µ

â†µâ†µOn getting the exact type of linebackers you want but coming up short.: “It’s sorta like going after girls. You do the best you can. You know that. (pointing at journalists) You’d be surprised. Some of these guys actually have good-lookin’ wives.” â†µ

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