First, let’s get the particulars out of the way: Emmitt Smith has been removed from
It’s So Nice to Have Emmitt Smith Back
Sunday NFL Countdown
and replaced by Cris Carter. This is sad news for anyone who appreciates butchery of the English language and the unintentional comedy it creates. Thankfully, though, Smith will continue to contribute to
Monday NFL Countdown
and
SportsCenter
throughout the season.
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↵Emmitt kicked things off this morning by making his first ESPN appearance of the season, and, well, we still have no clue what in the hell he’s talking about, which bodes well for the coming months:↵
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↵Remember, friends: “Some guys fall hard. Some guys learn how to fall. The guy that fall the hardest the most, is gonna be the guy to get hurt the most.” Words to live by. ↵And thank goodness someone finally put Romo’s off-the-field antics on blast. I’m sure Cowboys fans are so sick of the constant distractions caused by "he and his situation with Jessica Simpson, and so forth.” Parcells would never put up with players having girlfriends.
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↵(Video H/T: Awful Announcing)
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↵↵Remember, friends: “Some guys fall hard. Some guys learn how to fall. The guy that fall the hardest the most, is gonna be the guy to get hurt the most.” Words to live by. ↵And thank goodness someone finally put Romo’s off-the-field antics on blast. I’m sure Cowboys fans are so sick of the constant distractions caused by "he and his situation with Jessica Simpson, and so forth.” Parcells would never put up with players having girlfriends.
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↵(Video H/T: Awful Announcing)
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