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Yankee Fan REALLY Wants That Foul Ball

Jul 30, 2008, 4:15 PM UTC

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â†µGuy 1: Dude, next ball in this net is totally mine. â†µâ†µGuy 2: No way. You’re too drunk to catch tuberculosis, much less a foul ball. â†µ

â†µâ†µGuy1: Bull$#!@. Next one’s mine. â†µ

â†µâ†µGuy 2’s Wife: (asleep) â†µ

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â†µGuy2: Five bucks. If you fall over the rail and live, it's ten and it's yours. â†µ

â†µâ†µGuy1: You’re ON!â†µ

â†µâ†µ(CRACK! Ball lands in net right in front of Guy 1 and 2)â†µ

â†µâ†µNew York Fans: BOOOOOOOOOO!!!â†µ

â†µâ†µGuy1: Mine! Callin’ it! Mine!â†µ

â†µâ†µGuy2: No way. Noo-NAN!â†µ

â†µâ†µGuy1: A Caddyshack joke! That’s novel!â†µ

â†µâ†µGuy2: Marriage sucks up my ability to become anything more than I was when I was 25. Someone please stab me. â†µ

â†µâ†µGuy1: AAIiiiIIGGIIIGGGGHHH (falls over rail.) â†µ

â†µâ†µGuy 2’s Wife: (snores, stirs)â†µ

â†µâ†µNew York Fans: BOOOOOOOOOO!!!â†µ

â†µâ†µGuy1: This sucks immensely.â†µ

â†µâ†µGuy2: DUDE! YEEEEEEESSSSS!!!â†µ

â†µâ†µGuy1: I ... I’ve had too much to drink. â†µ

â†µâ†µGuy2: Awesome! It doesn’t count, though. The net nullifies the bet. â†µ

â†µâ†µGuy1: Unspecified under current terms of the bet, brah! Law school, what!â†µ

â†µâ†µGuy2: Dammit. Honey, wake up and see this. â†µ

â†µâ†µGuy 2’s Wife: (Finally awakens, stands, looks down at Guy 1 in net, promptly falls back asleep. Baseball is boring. Unless someone falls over a rail.) â†µ

â†µâ†µNew York Fans: BOOOOOOOOOO!!! â†µ

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â†µ(Image via New York Post)â†µ

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