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Head of IOC Disapproves of Mr. Bolt’s Dancing

Aug 21, 2008, 4:15 PM UTC

Jacques Rogge head of the IOC: I disapprove of your dancing.â†µ
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â†µUsain Bolt: Jacques, baby! Get in the line! We’re doing the Nuh Linga!â†µ

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â†µJacques: I have no idea what you’re doing. In Belgium, there is no dancing.â†µâ†µUsain: Belgium sounds like it SUCKS. What you want, Jocky-boy?â†µ

â†µâ†µJacques: I believe you disrespected your competitors, Usain, with your unseemly island dances and chest-thumping.â†µ

â†µâ†µUsain: WHAT COMPETITORS? Did you see me? Did you even watch?â†µ

â†µâ†µJacques: Your competitors ran fine races.â†µ

â†µâ†µUsain: I wouldn’t know. I only heard them weeping openly behind me.â†µ

â†µâ†µJacques: It’s not what we would encourage as the Olympic spirit, Mr. Bolt.â†µ

â†µâ†µUsain: You can tell me what to do when you can run a 9.6, Mr. Rogge. Until then, I suggest you start dancing. This ain’t Belgium. This is Beijing, and I’m the new mayor. NUH LINGA!!!â†µ

â†µâ†µ[A crowd of five thousand insanely attractive Chinese women break it down around Bolt, who is wearing only his underwear and a huge sombrero.]â†µ

â†µâ†µJacques: I would love to continue this conversation, but Hu Jintao insisted I pick up his laundry by three this afternoon. He gets so impatient about these things!â†µ

â†µâ†µUsain: Talk to you later, Jacques! We should hang sometime! IF YOU CAN CATCH MEH!!!â†µ

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