Don King is promoting the U.S. Open. Whether he’s being paid to do this or not, I don’t know, and perhaps don’t want to know. This kind of effort and intensity doesn’t really have a price, and if it does, it’s a number my tiny brain can’t properly compute or process without straining the whole mainframe to the breaking point.↵
Don King Is a Big Tennis Fan
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↵Did you know Don King loves Rupert Murdoch? You do now. Did you know you can get little paper screaming Rafael Nadal heads on sticks? You do now. Did you know that Don King has what appears to be an acid-washed denim jacket decorated with pictures of himself? You do now. Did you know you can pistol-whip a man to death and still end up as a c-list celebrity in this world? You do now! ONLY IN AMERICA!!!
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↵(H/T: You Been Blinded)↵
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