Ohio Political Ads Accuse Candidate of Being Covert Wolverine-Lover

[Please read in “creepy campaign ad guy voice.”]
↵
↵Ohio Democrat Mary Jo Kilroy is up to her old tricks again ... saying things like “Steve Stivers has forgotten his roots,” because he used maize and blue lettering in a sign in a campaign ad:↵

↵
↵But Stivers attended THE Ohio State University for undergrad, while Kilroy only went to law school with the Buckeyes. Where’d she go for her undergrad? Cleveland State.
↵
↵... yes, that Cleveland State, which is almost in Canada. Why don’t we ask Mary Jo Kilroy who she’s really working for: the hardworking Buckeyes of Ohio, or the near-Canadians of Cleveland? What kept her from coming to Columbus like a proper Ohioan? Her covert work for the Canadians, maybe?↵↵Vote Steve Stivers: a real, non-near-Canadian American with red blood and a redder Ohio State t-shirt on under his button-down at all times. ↵

↵↵[end creepy announcer voice.]↵

↵↵(P.S. If we could get a complimentary ad showing a phone ringing at 3 a.m. with Mary Jo Kilroy answering it in a scarlet and gray petticoat, that would be great, too. Get on that, sleazy political attack ad people.)↵

↵