All Must Worship The Phillies And Their Black Taco

↵I haven’t had the Black Taco from Taco Bell, but I bet it’s different than other tacos. It is a more intimidating and confident taco, this Black Taco. An outlaw taco, if you will. It is not afraid to ask about your mother in impolite ways. It strides down your streets with a confidence bordering on arrogance. The Black Taco does not ask for what it desires; it takes it. The Black Taco is a rebel you cannot contain with any wrapper. Its flavor cannot be tamed by even the biggest of sour cream guns.

↵For some reason Philly fans have gravitated toward the Black Taco like worshipers to a mysterious ancient idol, and have begun photoshopping the hell out of it with pictures of the Phillies’ players. It makes no sense whatsoever, and that is what makes it truly beautiful. Black Taco demands your attention, lest you get sprayed with Jack Sauce for your lack of respect and worship.