Oh man. Oh man oh man oh man. You are screwed. You are so screwed. You’re supposed to be at a Halloween party tonight, and if you don’t think quickly, you’ll be the only one without a costume. Embarrassing. How will it be embarrassing to not dress up as a character from Twilight? How does that work? It’s not fair. You hate Halloween.
Huh. Is that Mississippi and Auburn? If Auburn could beat No. 25 Mississippi, it could muddy things up in the SEC West. Augh! No time for football! No time! You wonder if you could just dress up as a ghost by poking two holes in a sheet and throwing it over yourself. It would be ironic. Wait, how are you going to raid the snack tray if you don’t have a mouth? But a ghost costume would look completely stupid with a mouth hole cut into it. Curses!
Ooh, Connecticut is playing Rutgers too. Are you really going to be that jerk who goes to a costume party without a costume? Could Connecticut and Rutgers swap places in the Big East standings? Hey, what if you were to go as a box of wine. It'd be easy, just cut head and arm holes into a card box, paint it like a box of Franzia wine, and fit it with the plastic spigot and wine bag. It'd be interactive. Yeah. Yeah! Hmm, Rutgers has a pretty impressive running game, and Connecticut's Cody Endres is putting together a pretty good season. Wait! Focus!
Sigh. You guess you’ll just watch some football this afternoon and dig up the Green Man costume you wore last year. How inventive and original.
Here’s a rundown of the games that start at noon, you procrastinating jerk. Be sure to check out the live game threads from the SB Nation blogs. Maybe they’ll have some costume ideas? You’re out of options.
Indiana at No. 4 Iowa
Game thread at Black Heart Gold Pants
Game thread at The Crimson Quarry
Live score
No. 8 Cincinnati at Syracuse
Game thread at Nunes Magician
Live score
New Mexico State at Ohio State
Game thread at We Will Always Have Tempe
Live score
Rutgers at Connecticut
Game thread at Protect R Turf
North Carolina State at Florida State
Game thread at Tomahawk Nation
(12:21) No. 25 Mississippi at Auburn
Game thread at Track Em Tigers
Game thread at Red Cup Rebellion
Live score
(1:00) Southern Miss at No. 18 Houston
Live score
No. 18 Houston 50, Southern Miss 43: Keenum Throws For 559 Yards To Prevent Upset
Houston, TX (Sports Network) – Case Keenum threw a career-high five touchdown passes, including a 28-yarder to Patrick Edwards with 21 seconds left in the fourth quarter, as 15th-ranked Houston earned a wild 50-43 win over Southern Mississippi in a Conference
battle at Robertson Stadium.With nearly 5 1/2 minutes to play and Houston ahead 43-36, Southern Miss went 87-yards on eight plays. After Martevious Young connected with Gerald Baptiste for a 13-yard score, the game was deadlocked with 57 seconds left.
Read Article >Auburn 33, No. 25 Ole Miss 20: Tigers’ Ben Tate Rushes For 144 Yards
Auburn, AL (Sports Network) – Ben Tate ran for 144 yards and a score on 25 carries, helping Auburn snap its three-game losing streak with a 33-20 win over 24th-ranked Ole Miss at Jordan-Hare Stadium.
Walter McFadden intercepted two passes and returned one for a touchdown in the win for Auburn.
Read Article >Cincinnati 28, Syracuse 7: Bearcats Easily Top Orange, Stay Unbeaten
Syracuse, NY (Sports Network) – Zach Collaros threw for 295 yards and four touchdowns in place of Tony Pike, as fifth-ranked Cincinnati earned a 28-7 win over Syracuse in a Big East matchup at the Carrier Dome.
Collaros completed 22-of-28 passes, while Armon Binns had five grabs for 138 yards a a pair of scores for Cincinnati (8-0, 4-0 Big East), which was able to build off a convincing 41-10 victory over Louisville last weekend. The Bearcats, who were without Pike for a second straight game while he recuperates from left forearm surgery, is off to their best start since 1954.
Read Article >12 P.M. Games To Watch While Hastily Assembling Your Halloween Costume
Oh man. Oh man oh man oh man. You are screwed. You are so screwed. You’re supposed to be at a Halloween party tonight, and if you don’t think quickly, you’ll be the only one without a costume. Embarrassing. How will it be embarrassing to not dress up as a character from Twilight? How does that work? It’s not fair. You hate Halloween.
Huh. Is that Mississippi and Auburn? If Auburn could beat No. 25 Mississippi, it could muddy things up in the SEC West. Augh! No time for football! No time! You wonder if you could just dress up as a ghost by poking two holes in a sheet and throwing it over yourself. It would be ironic. Wait, how are you going to raid the snack tray if you don’t have a mouth? But a ghost costume would look completely stupid with a mouth hole cut into it. Curses!
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