In hindsight, putting Manny Ramirez or Matt Kemp on the Dodgers billboard instead of anti-gravity pop superstars might have made more sense. Then again, L.A. is one big mysterious fantasyland to me, where it’s entirely possible that the Black Eyed Peas reign over fictional townships:
The Dodgers Are So 3008
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↵Good luck competing with THAT, St. Louis. Although I believe Nelly is available for billboard appearance, should you need him.
↵(Also, while we’re here: If you’ve never taken a moment to read the lyrics to “Boom Boom Pow,” which was the No. 1 song in America for three months, you really shouldn’t. It will only make you sad.)












