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Come Fan with UsTuesday, June 23, 2026

Great Moments In Inane Headlines

Now, I’m not usually big on the whole “ESPN is awful rawr rawr rawr let’s lead a revolution” meme, mainly because it’s an exercise in futility. I mean, as long as ESPN’s got the rights to all the games, we’re sort of stuck with them.

↵But last night I saw this, and... well, what the hell does this headline mean?

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↵Not to nitpick, but whose honor was at stake last night? Was “Ben” playing against the woman that accused him of sexual assault? Oh wait, ESPN pretended that didn’t happen...

↵So if not that, then what’s the deal? And does this mean Kyle Orton’s dishonorable? Because I say Jay Cutler’s far more reprehensible.

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