Cincinnati Finally Loses A Fumble

In the first quarter of Cincinnati’s game against West Virginia, the Bearcats’ Adrien Robinson coughed up the ball. This marks the first time all season that Cincinnati has lost a fumble. To boot, they’ve only thrown four interceptions the whole season.

↵You have to worry about the coaching staff’s job security here. The primary responsibility of a football coach is to stand on a bench in the locker room and yell, “TURNOVERS! TURNOVERS! TURNOVERS!” What’s left for Bearcats coach Brian Kelly to do? “IT SURE IS A PLEASANT NIGHT OUTSIDE! Well, see you guys. I’m gonna go get some groceries. Y’all have fun playing the foot-ball.”