According to the New York Post, Shaq is in the process of putting together an art show. And how ’bout that title!
Shaq Is So Post-Modern, Insufferable
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↵Shaquille O’Neal is curating his first art show, charmingly titled “Size DOES Matter.” The 7-foot-1 Cleveland Cavalier is putting together the show featuring large pieces of contemporary art, including works by Maurizio Cattelan, Andreas Gursky and Ron Mueck’s sculpture of a naked, hairless giant called “Untitled.” …
↵Shaq told Bloomberg News curating was like playing basketball: “I have a responsibility to the artists, who are my ‘teammates.’ We all have to make each other look good — no different than what I do on the court.”
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As an aside, The only thing more ARTISTIC than an inexplicable, gigantic naked sculpture is its name. “Untitled.” It’s whatever you want it to be.
↵Kind of like Shaq. Is he a sheriff? A museum curator? An aging center? Or kind of a terrible person? It all depends on your perspective…
↵(HT: Ben Maller)
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