Week 12, 12 P.M.: The Sum Of Its Parts Is Greater Than The Whole

Do you want a food metaphor? Do you want me to tell you that this week is the Brussels sprouts of football, in that it’s nutritious for you? Well I won’t, and it isn’t! These are football games that you will watch on your television, because you have unlearned your once-dynamic ability to accomplish things on Saturday afternoon.

The least you can do, in an effort to make this endeavor at least somewhat self-bettering, is to check out our game threads from across SB Nation, full of fans whose lawns need moving and whose floors need sweeping.