I’m referring to a new blog started up by none other than Wade Boggs, former hit-smith for the Boston Red Sox. There is probably a 63% chance that it is not actually authored by the real Wade Boggs, but that isn’t really important.
Wade Boggs’ Blog Is The Best Blog
↵What is important is that Boggs is channeling his energies into writing a screenplay. The premise:
↵↵professional major league baseball player blade woggs is the talk of the town. men want to be him and ladies want to be on top of him. but one day he notices a strange, coarse fur sprouting on his body, not unreminiscent of a werewolf’s fur. he goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him that it is natural--that as a man ages, he tends to get hairier in places he was not all too hairy before. however, the physical examination turned up an unexpected and frightening result! blade woggs is turning into a frankenstein’s monster! as he slowly transforms, his teammates begin to disappear. it is up to pitcher crodger lemons--who also happens to be a monster hunter--to save the team, revert blade woggs to his normal self, and win the american league pennant!
↵↵This guy is like if Clive Barker could hit curveballs. Quite a yarn!
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