Sports Meme Power Rankings: The One Where You Get Your Eyes Gouged Out

Consult last week’s Sports Meme Power Rankings here.

1. STANDING TALL WITH ‘HELLO MY NAME IS SWAGGER’: The World Series (Last week: 1). The World Series and its universal appeal continue to reign this week in the SMPR, extending its reign geographically from New York all the way to Philadelphia, a whopping distance encompassing all of 95 miles or so of American territory. Unfortunately for you, the national sports fans, the bundle of nerves encompassing a good bit of our country’s nervous system lies in the space surrounding this area, and here we are paying undue amounts of attention to the 19th century’s hottest pasttime, including Nick Swisher’s advertised swagger: