Well, then. I guess this explains why Derrick Rose has been so ordinary this year, huh?
Derrick Rose Is So Hipster Chic!
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↵GQ turned him into a spineless, vinyl-wearing, Parliament-smoking, hipster. Nice skinny tie!
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↵Yup, this photo really happened.
↵Remember when Rose was flashing gang signs at a college party? HA. Quaint days, my friend. Those were quaint days.
↵Now Chicago has a real problem; this season, their team is going backwards, while their star point guard hasn’t progressed as much as you’d hope after that world-beating rookie year. And even worse, he’s wearing my little sisters jeans.
↵But hey, Vinny’s got this under control!
↵(There’s no joke in that link... Just watch the Del Negro introductory press conference. Really.)
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