Sure, it’s not really mixed martial arts news. But it does involve a martial art, and monkeys. So it’s worthy of my reporting.
Martial Arts Monkeys Attack Owner
↵A man trained his monkeys to do basic Taekwondo moves to entertain people on the street only to be attacked by them on the street. The only thing more terrifying than animals are animals that have been taught a martial art that has been practiced for hundreds of years.
↵↵Hu Luang, 32, a bystander who photographed the incident, said: “I saw one punch him in the eye - he grabbed another by the ear and it responded by grabbing his nose. They were leaping and jumping all over the place. It was better than a Bruce Lee film.”
↵At one point the monkey trainer grabbed a staff to hit the monkeys, only to find himself facing a stick-brandishing monkey that cracked him over the head.
↵↵This...really...happened.
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