Have you been watching the NBA today? If you have, Magic coach Stan Van Gundy pities you.
You Should Spend Christmas How Stan Van Gundy Wants You To Spend Christmas
↵↵“I actually feel sorry for people who have nothing to do on Christmas Day other than watch an NBA game,” the Orlando Magic coach said.
↵↵You know what, Stan? You know what? I didn’t want to just come out and say this, but I only watched the game because I wanted to humor you. You spent all night flying around the world, reindeer flatulence doubtlessly wafting through your nostrils. You shimmied up and down countless chimneys, kicked in fire escape entrances, and wiggled through apartment vents. The popular consensus is that you had to stop time in order to get to each and every house, so it’s very likely that your night lasted at least five years. After all this, you had to coach a game on Christmas. You’re shorter than I expected you to be, but I withheld all wisecracks out of respect for you.
↵I was just trying to be nice. No need to go hurting anyone’s feelings.
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