This was an amusing tidbit out of San Antonio this morning:
Toss Up! More Relevant: Matt Bonner Or Diamond Dallas Page?
↵↵Injured Spurs forward Matt Bonner, a notorious sandwich hound, made good on his promise to visit New York’s famed Carnegie Deli for pregame lunch.
↵He gave the food an A-plus. His only regret was that he didn’t bring a photo of himself to hang on the restaurant’s renowned wall of fame — especially after seeing a picture of washed-up wrestler Diamond Dallas Page sprinkled among the glitterati.
↵“Surely, I’m more relevant than Diamond Dallas Page at this point,” he said.
↵↵Whoa whoa whoa. Surely, Matt? I’m not so sure. What’s more indelible in a cultural sense? This breathtaking ginger for the Spurs?
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↵...Or Diamond Dallas Page, seen here posing with no less than Karl Malone:
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↵Um, case closed? Please excuse me while I bang my head against the wall in memoriam.
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↵Unrelated: what’s a “notorious sandwich hound?” I’d understand if he liked certain types of sandwiches, like Italian subs or something. But just general sandwiches? Anything with bread? Jeez, the Spurs are an exciting bunch.
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