Spencer Hall’s Alphabetical, Week 13: In Which Florida Is Taken Out Back To Be Butchered

A is for Abattoir. The inside of the Georgia Dome looked like someone had been killed inside it, so much so that the mere sight of the carnage hospitalized those who witnessed the sight. Every good thing that happened to me at the SEC Championship Game happened before it even started.

...and after that is was all downhill from there, or if downhill is too gentle a word for you, let’s try “bound in a sack, thrown into a mining cart, and sent deep into a mining shaft before having thousands of tons of thrown on to you in an cave-in.”