Fart in front of Joakim Noah, friend, and prepare to pay the piper. Or at least be awkwardly interrogated for no less than a minute:
Joakim Noah Would Like To Know Who Broke Wind
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↵There’s a certain code among mature, intelligent adults. The code says that if someone farts, everyone does their best to quietly ignore it and go about their day. That means you, lady on the airplane, coughing and waving like someone just lit a cigar in her face. And you too, vaguely fratty young guy at the office. And you too, Joakim Noah. Ignore it. The code works, man.
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