The Manny Pacquiao Movie

You heard that right, y’all … MOVIE! Pac Man is rolling thick these days. I’m thinking a fragrance can’t be too far behind. “Eau de Pac… the sweet scent of a beatdown from L’Oreal.“ ↵↵The GMA network in the Philippines yesterday confirmed the rumor that Mighty Manny is going to be starring in a new feature that is set to begin shooting in July (check the video here, via The Examiner). The film is tentatively titled “Wapakman” (I don’t know what that means, but I can guess) and will co-star WWE star Batista and Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger. Both Batista and Scherziner are part-Filipino. ↵

↵↵According to the GMA report, “Wapakman” is going to be a kung fu movie much in the martial arts/comedy vein of “Kung Fu Hustle.” Batista will play the villain, Scherzinger the leading lady, and Pac Man the hero, complete with superpowers. All in all, it sounds like it has the potential to be one of the most deliciously awful movies ever made, and I look forward to finding it in some bargain DVD bin in about three years and watching it at four in the morning while laughing my butt off.↵

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