Syracuse basketball coach Jim Boeheim was scheduled to participate in a celebrity cow-milking contest. I’ve never heard of such a thing, but I’d guess the idea was the unfortunate product of a Mad Lib. Boeheim says he missed it because he was stuck in traffic. Bottom line: Boeheim confined behind Nissan, misses deadline with bovine. Do not say that three times fast.
JIM BOEHEIM REALLY WANTED TO MILK COWS FOR CHARITY, TOO
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